Thursday, July 23, 2009

Apparently, Guts Man Married Roll

Matthew Hawkins dug up some old Nickelodeon Magazine articles about past video game characters and what they've been up to since their last game appearance. Guts Man's profile in particular is downright goofy, since he's apparently become a veterinarian and settled down with Roll:Wow.

Credit: GoNintendo

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

>____________________________>

Anonymous said...

Why does that picture seem not out of place to me?

Why?!?

Flame said...

Somehow, I can see him as a vet. It reminds me of Alphonse Elric and his stray cats. >>;

Anonymous said...

Wow. That's really random.

MZ EXE. said...

Hmm him becoming a Vet is ridiculous but funny, If he really did settle down with Roll, I'm envious of him

Brandon said...

I doubt the validity of this.

MaverickHunterAsh said...

Brandon --

It's real, unfortunately. I remember reading the actual article while waiting in a long grocery store line.

Anonymous said...

It was really in the magazine, but the article itself is complete and utter _____. They forgot to mention his appearance in 2 among others as well.

Soultrigger said...

How come no one's mentioned that Guts Man and Roll are siblings? >_>

Brandon said...

You mean that's actually from Nintendo? Ew...creepy...makes me glad they didn't do that with Roll.exe and Gutsman.exe...

Anonymous said...

@Soul Trigger.

That...a very good point.

Generic said...

Gentleman this is not canon, just a joke so there is no need to be upset ;)

Anonymous said...

Iceman has to be jealous...

Anonymous said...

Guts Man: [laughs]

Anonymous said...

But...but...BUT...!
Roll and Gutsman are siblings...!

Ew.

Anonymous said...

BUT...BUT...BUT...THEY'RE RELATED!!!!

*ahem* YOU KNOW YER A REDNECK....ah, I'll just stop there.

Anonymous said...

PEDO ALERT

RADIX said...

No wonder Guts/Roll is so popular. 8D

...Seriously, though, I love stuff like this. It's just so random. (Unlike everyone else, I can forgive the accidental incest--yeah, it's icky, but come on. GutsVet. XD)

Jace Raifel said...

No Brandon, it's not from CAPCOM(Nintndo has no authority on stupid shit like that). All MHA meant was that the article was real, doesn't mean it's canon...

Anonymous said...

You know that technically is incest, and Soultrigger's right. But don't worry, incest is awwwwwwwwwright!

Reggie White Jr. said...

Robot incest. Stuff is gross.

Ngaurhoth1 said...

This is why incest is bad >.>
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p48/ngaurhoth1/Incest.png

I call him err I mean her, GutsTransvesite

LordHuffnPuff said...

Not only do I remember this article, but I just was thinking about it a few days ago. I remember that Pac-Man Jr. was also included...

Autobobby1 said...

And I thought you could only find fanfiction this icky on the interwebs. ಠ_ಠ

Steffanee said...

.. OMG xDDD Now I have more to draw!!! XD Epic cute!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Umm, guys? ...Incest? These are robots.

Pippin said...

Magnet Man is apparently in the fridge magnet business, and Cut Man is a celebrity hairdresser.

BAD PUNS GALORE.

Anonymous said...

Yes, incest robots