Matthew Hawkins dug up some
old Nickelodeon Magazine articles about past video game characters and what they've been up to since their last game appearance. Guts Man's profile in particular is downright goofy, since he's apparently become a veterinarian and settled down with Roll:

Wow.
Credit: GoNintendo
28 comments:
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Why does that picture seem not out of place to me?
Why?!?
Somehow, I can see him as a vet. It reminds me of Alphonse Elric and his stray cats. >>;
Wow. That's really random.
Hmm him becoming a Vet is ridiculous but funny, If he really did settle down with Roll, I'm envious of him
I doubt the validity of this.
Brandon --
It's real, unfortunately. I remember reading the actual article while waiting in a long grocery store line.
It was really in the magazine, but the article itself is complete and utter _____. They forgot to mention his appearance in 2 among others as well.
How come no one's mentioned that Guts Man and Roll are siblings? >_>
You mean that's actually from Nintendo? Ew...creepy...makes me glad they didn't do that with Roll.exe and Gutsman.exe...
@Soul Trigger.
That...a very good point.
Gentleman this is not canon, just a joke so there is no need to be upset ;)
Iceman has to be jealous...
Guts Man: [laughs]
But...but...BUT...!
Roll and Gutsman are siblings...!
Ew.
BUT...BUT...BUT...THEY'RE RELATED!!!!
*ahem* YOU KNOW YER A REDNECK....ah, I'll just stop there.
PEDO ALERT
No wonder Guts/Roll is so popular. 8D
...Seriously, though, I love stuff like this. It's just so random. (Unlike everyone else, I can forgive the accidental incest--yeah, it's icky, but come on. GutsVet. XD)
No Brandon, it's not from CAPCOM(Nintndo has no authority on stupid shit like that). All MHA meant was that the article was real, doesn't mean it's canon...
You know that technically is incest, and Soultrigger's right. But don't worry, incest is awwwwwwwwwright!
Robot incest. Stuff is gross.
This is why incest is bad >.>
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p48/ngaurhoth1/Incest.png
I call him err I mean her, GutsTransvesite
Not only do I remember this article, but I just was thinking about it a few days ago. I remember that Pac-Man Jr. was also included...
And I thought you could only find fanfiction this icky on the interwebs. ಠ_ಠ
.. OMG xDDD Now I have more to draw!!! XD Epic cute!!!!!!
Umm, guys? ...Incest? These are robots.
Magnet Man is apparently in the fridge magnet business, and Cut Man is a celebrity hairdresser.
BAD PUNS GALORE.
Yes, incest robots
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