Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Welcome To The New Protodude's Rockman Corner! *APRIL FOOLS*


I've grown quite bored of Capcom's Blue Bomber recently. As of today, PRC shall no longer focuses on that particular franchise, no sir.... instead, I intend to share with you my new found love, the Rockman guitar amplifier, the sole device that defined Tom Scholz's career. It's a godsend I tell you. It can touch lives.

Rockman offered built-in compression, volume control, and auxiliary stereo input/output, allowing you rock out on the guitar anywhere, anytime, without anyone hearing you! It's the only amplifier you'll ever need! No amplifier ever since has matched such quality and reliability -- Rockman is unbeatable. *high fives all round*

Now if you really want to heat things up, you'll want to invest in the Rockman Sustainor 200! More on that tomorrow! Plus, I got some great footage of how to maximize output performance; you've never heard sound so crystal clear in your life, I kid you not.

I the meantime, I would like to apologize for such an abrupt format change. My love for this scrumptious tool is so strong I just couldn't wait to share it with you all.

EDIT: I'm touched right now, really touched. My idol, Tom Scholz has just given the new blog his blessing. What's the good word Tom?
"After opening for acts such as Foghat, Blue Oyster Cult and Black Sabbath, there isn't much in this world that amazes me.

But after googling my product like I do every evening, to see a young man give up a former passion to blog about my high quality guitar amplifiers gives me More Than a Feeling. It gives me Peace of Mind.

Don't Look Back, Mr. Proto Dude. Don't Look Back.

Sincerely,
Tom Scholz ~ guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer for '70s supergroup Boston

PS. Fun fact: Did you know Def Leppard's Hysteria was created solely with Rockman technology? And it also led to a Maverick revolution. A Maverick revolution of heavy metal proportions!"

Such a once in a life time honor. Thank you for your blessing Tom, keep rocking you S.O.B!

16 comments:

  1. Oh damn, that reminds me tomorrow is April Fool's I need to get ready.

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  2. I remember back in like '97-98 I used to scour eBay for Those awesome Bandai Mega Man Ironbuster figures, and these lil Rockman peddle things used toalways pop up in my searches! I hated them!!

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  3. After opening for acts such as Foghat, Blue Oyster Cult and Black Sabbath, there isn't much in this world that amazes me.

    But after googling my product like I do every evening, to see a young man give up a former passion to blog about my high quality guitar amplifiers gives me More Than a Feeling. It gives me Peace of Mind.

    Don't Look Back, Mr. Proto Dude. Don't Look Back.

    Sincerely,
    Tom Scholz ~ guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer for '70s supergroup Boston

    PS. Fun fact: Did you know Def Leppard's Hysteria was created solely with Rockman technology? And it also led to a Maverick revolution. A Maverick revolution of heavy metal proportions!

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  4. happy april fools :)

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  5. Y'know, I'm really at a loss for words.

    You win the "most METAL April Fool's" award.

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  6. Holy crap, I just dumped live turkeys. For months now, I have crawled to this space searching..yearning...craving...Rockman related news and awesomeness. Awesomeness that your very blogspot has provided, and sustained me with. And yet I come here to this domain, this sanctuary of all good things Rockman and I find this...This...Tragedy. I felt the warm droplets of tears falling down my face and then the hot burning sensation of anger rising to my face. It was then I realized that I had to take action! I had to take action, and.....


    ....*high fives*


    DUDEOMGWTFBBQHORSEGREATEST04012009EVAH!

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  7. lol@ RockMiyabi

    Nie one, Protodude. XD I need to come up with something funny. I can't forget to prank someone like I did the last three years. :P

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  8. April Fool's again... >_<
    Poor mess with Rockman (game) with Rockman (sound related).

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  9. What? No mention of the revolutionary Rockman X100? Why, it was a model so far ahead of its time that it almost thought for itself! Of course, after that, Dunlop took control of the blueprints and started making stripped-down versions of it in a slipshod manner; you know what they say about those new-gen Rockmen, right?

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  10. im really hoping it is just an april fools joke, but alteast its not those stupid megaman lightbulbs

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  11. Pathetic... I mean sorry but this is an even lamer prank than the last!
    You could have done something akin to RPM since you haven't done it before.
    This one is too unbelievable, you have to something more realistic.
    Obessesions don't go away that easilly, *shakes finger*.

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  12. Wow, what the fuck is your guys' problem Hyper and C? Maybe PD wanted to try something different? Having something akin to the fake X9 is more obvious than this: Every fucking year we have someone creating a faked Rockman game via Photoshop. It's a tired cliche.

    God, yoour kind pisses me off.

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  13. @the very last anon


    Don't worry,I see these guys troll here alot.In fact,I think that's the only reason c comes here.....

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